…but fun nonetheless.
Here’s a semi-truthteller? These nuts are marketed as locally made but come to find out upon close inquiry, they send the nuts ‘off island’ by boat and truck to New Mexico where a Kauai lady roasts and flavors them, and then sends them back to Kauai also by truck and boat.
How this is locally made and more economical than preparing the nuts ‘on island’ is a math I don’t know.