It is true you can buy a slice of pizza on any corner. I stopped in here and got a perfectly tasty slice with cheese and onion.
Then, not having walked 10 steps a woman comes up to me to tell me that the pizza I was eating was not really very good pizza and if I wanted a decent slice I should go to the such-and-such place up the street. But they’re closed now for vacation. Too bad, she said, because their pizza is much better.