I’ve been a virtual tea-totaler this last month with the exception of an occasional beer. Now I’m in Rome. Now it’s time for a proper Italian lunch! Not so proper though because when I declined further courses the waiter looked at me with bewilderment like he must have misunderstood.
There is a scale in my bathroom so I stood on it. First let me say that I have walked for HOURS almost every day. I have not eaten more than two meals, or one meal and some street snacks this Whole Time.
So how much do I weigh? MORE than when I left. Is it time to give up yet?