This was our !Surprise! party for Marsha’s Big Five Ohhh. That’s right. Church. She about bust a gut when she saw us sitting there, like I knew she would.
Before the choir came in, fortunately, Maxine’s phone rang (and doesn’t Maxine clean up good…). She answered it real quick. She whispered… ‘I can’t talk to you right now honey, I’m in church.’ Her daughter on the other end said ‘For G**’s sake Mom, shut off the d*** phone.’
Here it is two weeks later and I’m still chuckling over that one.