He Barkkks and BArKKKKs and BAAAARRRRRKKS and slathers and lunges, Hurls himself at the oncomers and bares his frantic teeth. All you can do is plant yourself back on your heels, hold him by his actual collar and wait out the storm. It is a stunning display of will
He can play at the dog park, he’s never actually hurt a man or a dog, and yet… ps You do not want to know why he is licking his nose.