Bad bad and nothing about this isn’t bad.
Here’s a funny story though. Mom and Windy are walking down the block after a doctor’s appointment, on their way to eat lunch at the Pancake House. Mom has got her eyes squeezed shut. Windy says ‘Mom, open your eyes’. Mom says ‘I don’t want to.’ A few steps later Mom adds ‘I want people to think I’m blind. I don’t want them to think I’ve lost my mind.’ Then she stumbled head on into Windy, her eyes being squeezed shut after all. ‘Oh!’ Mom exclaims, ‘this is better. People will think I’m just drunk!’
Now this’ll be a story for a good long while!