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The drill is like…

The drill is like this (and everything is pretty much in public with big shared facilities): change, shower up, soak in the mud, sit in the sun until the mud dries, shower up, get pummeled by the waterfalls, soak in the mineral water, swim in the giant 105 degree pool, and when you are entirely water logged, shower up and dress.

Most Vietnamese women are…

Most Vietnamese women are incredibly slight. They weigh like 65 pounds and they could wear a leg of my slacks for a dress so these ladies caught my eye. And anyway they called out to me when they passed and I could not resist those outfits.

I got in early…

I got in early enough to shop hotels and ended up with the third floor corner unit here with the wrap-around balcony, nice windows, air-con, tv, decent reading light, fridge, sitting chairs(!), basically clean enough, and very comfy. For Ten Dollars. I don’t know why. Having seen other rooms for more and less it’s impossible to figure out how the hotel operators figure value. Maybe I looked like a person who was going to spend ten dollars?

So I went to sleep…

Turtles are all about…

Turtles are all about long life and you’re supposed to rub their head and then tap your forehead. That’s what somebody told us anyway, so we Did! Long life is ok but these days we all know that long life in itself doesn’t much do the trick if you’re sick all the time.

Now we’re off for…

Now we’re off for the 3-4 hour drive from Hue to Hoi An. The weather is simply not cooperating. Of course it could be worse. Plenty worse. We say this to each other regularly to overcome the WhyWhyWHY that burbbles up every hour or so when you haven’t seen the sky for a few weeks.

They also have many…

They also have many sites such as pagodas, temples, and old residences, shops, and government buildings open for viewing. You buy a general ticket and then you can choose to enter any 5 of the sites – they punch a hole in your ticket to keep track.

Here is an example…

Here is an example of the internet cafes around Vietnam. They still call them cafes here although they rarely have food but do offer beverages for sale. They are just open ‘single car garage’ type places and vary wildly in the quality of the equipment and connection.

Coming back, those are…

Coming back, those are shrimp and lobster farms out there.

The next morning, today, the 7th, I got the bus to Dalat. The place I am in for tonight is the first by a mile bed that is not comfortable. I didn’t even check it because all the beds have been really clean and firm and nice. This one has identifiable springs and that is not a good thing. I’ll probably change hotels tomorrow.

Wow! It’s Lallo…

Wow! It’s Lallo and Paola! They were our table mates on the boat in Halong Bay and we also ran into them at the Pagoda and here we are at the Citadel. More hugs and laughs and plans to meet up in Hoi An.

Tailoring is the thing…

Tailoring is the thing here and there are no less than 100 shops that cater to ‘made to measure’ clothes. 100% of the guidebooks and online recommendations agree that this shop, Yaly, is the most upscale and professional.

Julie had a dress and jacket made that she is very happy with. Leslie got four shirts that he is very happy with. I got a copy of that shirt I wear every day of the week, which went well, but the dress I tried to have copied was shockingly wrong. They’re going to remake it and we’ll see, since as soon as I finish here I have to brave the pouring rain to try it on again.

And another island was…

And another island was famous for its monkeys. I skipped the dog-and-bear show and am very glad to have done that. Another of the islands we visitied featured lunch and a swim or a hike depending on your desire. I sat in an easy chair and read my book.

OK, that means I…

OK, that means I got up at 4am to go to the 5:30am train in Danang to get to Nha Trang before dark. It all went just fine. The train trip took 9 hours and this was the scene out the window the entire time. Nothing but this. Rice rice rice.

Next we visited the…

Next we visited the Thien Mu Pagoda, an icon of Vietnam. It is stunning.

All these monuments are located along the banks of the Perfume River and the guide books all recommend you can ride down the river stopping off to see the historical buildings as you go.

When I last wrote…

January 2-3-4

When I last wrote it was mid-day on the 2nd, L&J were on their way to HCMC, and the rain was continuing unabated. This is a picture of the river in Hoi An overflowing her banks from the night of the 1st.

So late the night of the 2nd again I checked our old friend cnn.com/weather and discovered that if I buzzed on down to Nha Trang, a resort town between Hoi An and HCMC, that it would be clearing by the next day.

I signed up for…

January 6 and 7

I signed up for a group trip out to some islands around Nha Trang. There are just a few operators of these trips but hundreds of ways to buy them under any number of names. Every hotel and internet cafe and travel service wants to sell you tours.

This was our boat.

We shared a table…

We shared a table with a couple from Italy. Here is Lallo and The Cat. The Cat was Everywhere for the first few hours on board getting passed from happy hand to welcoming arms and then she disappeared. Vanished. NO, we did not eat the cat. But where did she go?!

The streets in the…

The streets in the Old Quarter are all named for the goods that are sold there, for example china bowls, rafts, onions, shoes, barrels, salt, combs, brushes – it goes on and on. This also means the street names change every few blocks. It is a huge challenge to follow a map!

This is where a street widens on to a boulevard.

Hanoi is really wonderful…

Hanoi is really wonderful to look at however you will not be able to get the full expression of its wonderfulness from these pictures because it has been RAINING for all but a few hours the entire time I’ve been here and the whole camera ordeal can get so time consuming in the rain – get it out pack it up get it out pack it up – that I’m not doing.

Quite a proliferation of…

Quite a proliferation of flags I’d say. We are here ready to board our boat for the tour. We, a very congenial group of 15, filled one of these boats. There are fleets of these guys all pretty much the same except for a few higher-end offerings and a few that you would would hesitate to use but basically, they were the same.

An evening’s entertainment at…

December 26 and 27

An evening’s entertainment at dinner. I’ll be with L&J for the next 7 days or so and they eat dinner Late and Delicious and since I never say no to Delicious I’m eating Late too. And then going straight to bed just to be absolutely sure of the maximum calorie benefit. I’ll be on my own again around the 2nd so I’ll have two more weeks on the road. Maybe I’ll not come back fatter than I was when I left. Maybe.

The housing in the…

The housing in the North is very different from the South and here is the guide’s story:

“People in the North earn money to save and people in the South earn money to spend so the people in the South never have any money for big things. People in the North save their money so they can build these very tall houses which is the evidence of doing well in life. An extended family lives in them and since there are no elevators the younger families live on the top floors and as you get older you move down until the real oldsters are on the ground floor.

Since land is so expensive in Hanoi the style became to build these houses tall and very narrow and now even in the countryside they build them in the same style.”

This is an example…

This is an example of the grave yards. They put the dead body in the ground for at least three years, then dig it up and inter what’s left in these fabulous grave sites. I hope to stop in one to get a better shot than from a speeding car.

I met up with…

I met up with Leslie and Julie in Cambodia and we’re going to do a little touring together.

We are staying at the Sheraton, a tres-chic-chic joint courtesy of L&J’s son but it is 15 minutes by taxi from town. On our first foray we took exactly two steps from the taxi and Julie is Shopping!

More. There were…

More. There were many stories around these formations in Halong Bay, what they looked like and what mythology worked up around them.

If you can’t remember the movie Indochine I recommend it highly for the scenery alone. There are wonderful segments set here as well as in the old Saigon so check it out if you want to see these bits in gorgeous living professional technicolor.

A view out the…

December 28 and 29

A view out the window of my Oh-So-Swell room at the Hanoi Sheraton, one night’s rack rate being my entire budget for a week but as I was on the Friends and Family Plan all is well.

And after this, we’re off for the 2 day 1 night $36 per person boat trip in the World Heritage site of Halong Bay.

When we were out…

When we were out kayaking a lot of folks from the other boats went swimming. The water was nice I heard, warmer than the air, which was nippy when the wind kicked in, and quite salty.

I’m going to copy…

December 24 and 25

I’m going to copy some text from Lonely Planet because it says it just right:

“The capital of Vietnam is a city of timeless grace, a grand old dame of Asia who is aging better than most of her contemporaries… Hanoi’s center today is a quixotic blend of Parisian grace and Asian pace, an architectural museum piece evolving in harmony with its history, rather than bulldozing through it like many of the region’s capitals.”

At the edge of…

At the edge of The Old Quarter we find the large and gracious Hoan Kiem Lake. You can walk across Huc Bridge to Ngoc Son Temple. It is crowded with local visitors and I was happy enough with a picture.

…Bien. A real…

…Bien. A real sweet cutie not yet up to 100% perfect guide standards since often whole paragraphs would go by and we’d catch a few words. But still, sweet and cute go a long way. He was very good at pronouncing this however: “After we defeated the American invaders…”

We also visited the…

We also visited the fabulous Museum of Ethnology and the Ho Chi Minh Memorial and Mausoleum which we also entirely enjoyed.

What you’re looking at is a Bike – see the front wheel – used by a guy who drove around the countryside selling those fishing baskets. Looks a lot like my Santa bike from HCMC don’t you think?

We also stopped at…

We also stopped at a floating fish farm and climbed out of the boat for a closer view and some snaps with the operators who were charming as ever.

Then we went kayaking! No pictures! Bummer. It was a lot of fun but I was on my own and not up to taking my camera out there. I should have got someone else to take My picture!

This picture is from…

June 2 Yangshou

This picture is from yesterday. It’s Moon Hill and a popular hiking destination. I did not hike. Basically, I haven’t stopped sweating since I got here (from the Heat and Humidity, not from being sick!).

We drove back through…

We drove back through the countryside and climbed a small hill to see the lake in the distance and to admire all the crops – corn, wheat, rice, fruit trees, tomatoes, gorgeous watermelons, some plant that they turn into oil, and other things that I did not recognize.

Those are called Karst…

May 31 Yangshou

Those are called Karst mountains, they are fabulous, and you can’t see squat. The weather reminds me of a rain forest in that the air (All of it) is filled with a hot wet mist that periodocially condenses into rain.

I was better this day but not well and the heat and humidity was pretty debilitating so I couldn’t get around much but this is as good a place as any to just hang loose.

Everybody’s having fun!…

Everybody’s having fun!

Getting to Shanghai all worked tickety-boo and I’m sitting here now in my room with a/c, tv, a great shower and an internet connection. A little too cush maybe? To make up for the lux I do have to walk to the fourth floor as the building does not have an elevator!

I decided to try…

I decided to try and avoid eye contact going down, but no luck. People called out to me ‘Helllooo’ and ‘Welcome to China’ and ‘How are youuu?!’ So I ended up with twenty more cool pix.

Another one of those…

Another one of those views.

Tomorrow will be a nice long travel day. If everything goes exactly as planned I’ll be in Yangshuo tomorrow night, or I could be in Guilin if one thing goes wrong, or in Kunming again if another thing goes wrong, or even still here. I’m entertained just thinking about it!

Although there were signs…

Although there were signs all over the place about don’t mess with the environment there were crowds of people, some with big baskets of bottles on their backs, some with pails as these guys, all taking water from the lake.

They had arranged in…

They had arranged in advance for a private guide and this boat, a barge-like thing with sliding windows and a sliding roof.

We took the public bus to a town about 30 minutes up river where a woman met us, walked us to her restaurant where her husband walked us to his nephew’s boat, who did the trip and then took us to his parents ferryboat to return us back to the original woman’s restaurant. Very all in the family!

We were the only guests on the boat, and travel aboard made us all recall fondly our expectations of The African Queen.

I then had to…

I then had to take a nice rest what from all that socializing afterwhich I spent the late afternoon here, at yet again another tourist attraction. I haven’t even told about them all because it’s all the same. You pay a bunch to look at re-created/re-furbished/re-concieved history in a park like setting.

This is as clear as Jade Dragon Snow Mountain has shown herself to me.

This guy, like the…

This guy, like the fellow with the cormorants, are a bit like props, just hanging around waiting for tourists to happen-by and then get money for taking their picture.

Personal Capitalism at work.

Once the photo thing…

Once the photo thing got started Every Single One who passed me waved or smiled and then it seemed to me they would look disappointed if I didn’t snap them because I had snapped the people before them so I ended up with maybe thirty shots of people waving and smiling.

ALL the ladies use…

May 28 Lijiang

ALL the ladies use umbrellas when they promenade the Old Town. It must be a giveaway with the tour groups. And it’s not because of rain but rather the relentless sun.

And also I think because it has now become something stylish that Everyone does.

The plan was to…

The plan was to hit the countryside with motorscooters and a guide. First, not reeealy knowing how to start the thing I about took out the whole rank of scooters after which I instead of Jim rode with the guide…

Gorgeous, no? That’s a bamboo grove in the middle distance.

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