Happy Birthday to me and Ann! I’m going to write the sentiments from my cards this year:
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Some People take Birthdays very seriously but not ME … I think the fact that you’re another year older is funny as hell. (Maxine)
Happy 29th Birthday … from your 110 lb. friend. (Ann)
You have a better chance of seeing Pigs Fly … than getting money in this card. (Becky)
You’re more than a friend … today you’re a friend with cake! (Marija)
Getting old is Awesome … said no one ever. (Alicia)
Birthday Tip #811 After extensive research, we have a recommendation to enhance your birthday celebration … Avoid scheduling procedures that end in “oscopy” or “ectomy”. (Maxine)
Oh, wow. Like, happy birthday, man. … Thought you’d like a little weed on your birthday. (Marsha)
On your birthday I’m wishing you peace, love, and happiness. … In other words, good wine, great food, and more good wine. (Ljubica)