Vietnam & Cambodia

He isn’t actually interred…

He isn’t actually interred here though. (btw This is a very cool horse.) From the Lonely Planet:

“The site where his remains were buried (along with great treasure) is not known. Because of the danger of grave robbers, some extreme measures were taken to keep the location secret…

Our Travel Agent cutie…

Our Travel Agent cutie also arranged for a car and driver to pick us up in Hue, drive us around for sightseeing and then drive us down to Hoi An. It was a great plan because otherwise we would only be able to see Hue if we schleped our bags.

Our first stop was the Tomb of Tu Duc constructed between 1864 and 1867 for the longest reigning Nguyen monarch, Tu Duc.

This is the Nha…

This is the Nha Trang Cathedral built between 1928 and 1933. I love these contrasting images -the commie flag, the Catholic cathedral, there’s a giGANtic Buddha visible from all over the city located at Long Son Pagoda, and then there’s the whole cult of Louis Pasteur to talk about.

Life on the overnight…

Life on the overnight train.

The fourth in our cabin was a member of a hoppin’ tour group. We crashed their evening festivities and much beer was consumed by The Boys including Leslie, a Kiwi, and two Auzzies. The Brits went to bed.

I’ve been st*lk*ng these…

I’ve been st*lk*ng these guys for weeks trying to catch a picture of that incredible color. The guys who wear this color are the most serious of all police presence. Maybe they’re the Federales. When you see a guy in this color the situation is usually such that you want to just Back Off.

Not scary really, just not a welcoming photo-op. I was on the balcony of a restaurant and the police were making the operators move the displays and cooking stations they had setup on the street. There was much HubBub and gesticulating and then the guy in the bright green tore off in the jeep and the plain green guys stayed around to watch.

We’re back from Halong…

December 30

We’re back from Halong Bay at the office of the woman who booked the Halong trip as well as all of L&J’s onward air. We called her The Closer. She could sell sand to the Saudis. We loved her. Unfortunately I cut off the top of her adorable brother’s head. She ran that business entirely which included running her brother’s life. What a gal.

She also arranged our train tickets and got her brother to escort us through the formalities – not necessary but a good thing for her to offer and we’ll be recommending her wildly.

In the lobby of…

In the lobby of the hotel.

Leslie and Julie have left now for HCMC and I’m thrashing what to do next. CNN is predicting rain all down the coast, Dalat is showers instead of rain, maybe some better, and it’s actually not raining in Hanoi, but that’s just too big a backtrack, so what to do what to do. And my nose is running like the rain.

It was fun! …

It was fun! Check out the expression on that old guy as he pours mud on his wife’s back.

Like all these tourist attractions you predominantly see Westerners, some big groups of Korean men, the occasional Asians I can’t identify, and what gives me the uneasies is you often see Western men with a couple of very young local girls. You can’t help but notice.

I was heading to…

I was heading to visit that tower you see in the distance, in the middle of the picture at the very top but decided prudently (and also because the sun was beating me blind) not to make my way on foot through this settlement to get there.

It’s called the Cham towers of Po Nagar, originally built between the 7th and 12th centuries for Hindu worship and now ‘both ethnic Chinese and Vietnamese Buddhists come to Po Nagar to pray and make offerings, according to their respective traditions.’

The drill is like…

The drill is like this (and everything is pretty much in public with big shared facilities): change, shower up, soak in the mud, sit in the sun until the mud dries, shower up, get pummeled by the waterfalls, soak in the mineral water, swim in the giant 105 degree pool, and when you are entirely water logged, shower up and dress.

Most Vietnamese women are…

Most Vietnamese women are incredibly slight. They weigh like 65 pounds and they could wear a leg of my slacks for a dress so these ladies caught my eye. And anyway they called out to me when they passed and I could not resist those outfits.

I got in early…

I got in early enough to shop hotels and ended up with the third floor corner unit here with the wrap-around balcony, nice windows, air-con, tv, decent reading light, fridge, sitting chairs(!), basically clean enough, and very comfy. For Ten Dollars. I don’t know why. Having seen other rooms for more and less it’s impossible to figure out how the hotel operators figure value. Maybe I looked like a person who was going to spend ten dollars?

So I went to sleep…

Turtles are all about…

Turtles are all about long life and you’re supposed to rub their head and then tap your forehead. That’s what somebody told us anyway, so we Did! Long life is ok but these days we all know that long life in itself doesn’t much do the trick if you’re sick all the time.

Now we’re off for…

Now we’re off for the 3-4 hour drive from Hue to Hoi An. The weather is simply not cooperating. Of course it could be worse. Plenty worse. We say this to each other regularly to overcome the WhyWhyWHY that burbbles up every hour or so when you haven’t seen the sky for a few weeks.

They also have many…

They also have many sites such as pagodas, temples, and old residences, shops, and government buildings open for viewing. You buy a general ticket and then you can choose to enter any 5 of the sites – they punch a hole in your ticket to keep track.

Here is an example…

Here is an example of the internet cafes around Vietnam. They still call them cafes here although they rarely have food but do offer beverages for sale. They are just open ‘single car garage’ type places and vary wildly in the quality of the equipment and connection.

Coming back, those are…

Coming back, those are shrimp and lobster farms out there.

The next morning, today, the 7th, I got the bus to Dalat. The place I am in for tonight is the first by a mile bed that is not comfortable. I didn’t even check it because all the beds have been really clean and firm and nice. This one has identifiable springs and that is not a good thing. I’ll probably change hotels tomorrow.

Wow! It’s Lallo…

Wow! It’s Lallo and Paola! They were our table mates on the boat in Halong Bay and we also ran into them at the Pagoda and here we are at the Citadel. More hugs and laughs and plans to meet up in Hoi An.

Tailoring is the thing…

Tailoring is the thing here and there are no less than 100 shops that cater to ‘made to measure’ clothes. 100% of the guidebooks and online recommendations agree that this shop, Yaly, is the most upscale and professional.

Julie had a dress and jacket made that she is very happy with. Leslie got four shirts that he is very happy with. I got a copy of that shirt I wear every day of the week, which went well, but the dress I tried to have copied was shockingly wrong. They’re going to remake it and we’ll see, since as soon as I finish here I have to brave the pouring rain to try it on again.

And another island was…

And another island was famous for its monkeys. I skipped the dog-and-bear show and am very glad to have done that. Another of the islands we visitied featured lunch and a swim or a hike depending on your desire. I sat in an easy chair and read my book.

We also visited the…

We also visited the fabulous Museum of Ethnology and the Ho Chi Minh Memorial and Mausoleum which we also entirely enjoyed.

What you’re looking at is a Bike – see the front wheel – used by a guy who drove around the countryside selling those fishing baskets. Looks a lot like my Santa bike from HCMC don’t you think?

We also stopped at…

We also stopped at a floating fish farm and climbed out of the boat for a closer view and some snaps with the operators who were charming as ever.

Then we went kayaking! No pictures! Bummer. It was a lot of fun but I was on my own and not up to taking my camera out there. I should have got someone else to take My picture!

We shared a table…

We shared a table with a couple from Italy. Here is Lallo and The Cat. The Cat was Everywhere for the first few hours on board getting passed from happy hand to welcoming arms and then she disappeared. Vanished. NO, we did not eat the cat. But where did she go?!

The streets in the…

The streets in the Old Quarter are all named for the goods that are sold there, for example china bowls, rafts, onions, shoes, barrels, salt, combs, brushes – it goes on and on. This also means the street names change every few blocks. It is a huge challenge to follow a map!

This is where a street widens on to a boulevard.

Hanoi is really wonderful…

Hanoi is really wonderful to look at however you will not be able to get the full expression of its wonderfulness from these pictures because it has been RAINING for all but a few hours the entire time I’ve been here and the whole camera ordeal can get so time consuming in the rain – get it out pack it up get it out pack it up – that I’m not doing.

Quite a proliferation of…

Quite a proliferation of flags I’d say. We are here ready to board our boat for the tour. We, a very congenial group of 15, filled one of these boats. There are fleets of these guys all pretty much the same except for a few higher-end offerings and a few that you would would hesitate to use but basically, they were the same.

An evening’s entertainment at…

December 26 and 27

An evening’s entertainment at dinner. I’ll be with L&J for the next 7 days or so and they eat dinner Late and Delicious and since I never say no to Delicious I’m eating Late too. And then going straight to bed just to be absolutely sure of the maximum calorie benefit. I’ll be on my own again around the 2nd so I’ll have two more weeks on the road. Maybe I’ll not come back fatter than I was when I left. Maybe.

The housing in the…

The housing in the North is very different from the South and here is the guide’s story:

“People in the North earn money to save and people in the South earn money to spend so the people in the South never have any money for big things. People in the North save their money so they can build these very tall houses which is the evidence of doing well in life. An extended family lives in them and since there are no elevators the younger families live on the top floors and as you get older you move down until the real oldsters are on the ground floor.

Since land is so expensive in Hanoi the style became to build these houses tall and very narrow and now even in the countryside they build them in the same style.”

This is an example…

This is an example of the grave yards. They put the dead body in the ground for at least three years, then dig it up and inter what’s left in these fabulous grave sites. I hope to stop in one to get a better shot than from a speeding car.

I met up with…

I met up with Leslie and Julie in Cambodia and we’re going to do a little touring together.

We are staying at the Sheraton, a tres-chic-chic joint courtesy of L&J’s son but it is 15 minutes by taxi from town. On our first foray we took exactly two steps from the taxi and Julie is Shopping!

More. There were…

More. There were many stories around these formations in Halong Bay, what they looked like and what mythology worked up around them.

If you can’t remember the movie Indochine I recommend it highly for the scenery alone. There are wonderful segments set here as well as in the old Saigon so check it out if you want to see these bits in gorgeous living professional technicolor.

A view out the…

December 28 and 29

A view out the window of my Oh-So-Swell room at the Hanoi Sheraton, one night’s rack rate being my entire budget for a week but as I was on the Friends and Family Plan all is well.

And after this, we’re off for the 2 day 1 night $36 per person boat trip in the World Heritage site of Halong Bay.

When we were out…

When we were out kayaking a lot of folks from the other boats went swimming. The water was nice I heard, warmer than the air, which was nippy when the wind kicked in, and quite salty.

I’m going to copy…

December 24 and 25

I’m going to copy some text from Lonely Planet because it says it just right:

“The capital of Vietnam is a city of timeless grace, a grand old dame of Asia who is aging better than most of her contemporaries… Hanoi’s center today is a quixotic blend of Parisian grace and Asian pace, an architectural museum piece evolving in harmony with its history, rather than bulldozing through it like many of the region’s capitals.”

At the edge of…

At the edge of The Old Quarter we find the large and gracious Hoan Kiem Lake. You can walk across Huc Bridge to Ngoc Son Temple. It is crowded with local visitors and I was happy enough with a picture.

…Bien. A real…

…Bien. A real sweet cutie not yet up to 100% perfect guide standards since often whole paragraphs would go by and we’d catch a few words. But still, sweet and cute go a long way. He was very good at pronouncing this however: “After we defeated the American invaders…”

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